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RE: CHRIS/AZAYLES SAYS . . .
Jul 4, 2008 (2:33 PM)
Sandio, Sandio, darling. Kiss me. Kiss me and let our fathers know of our love. Kiss me and let the Church bells ring. Kiss me and let us travel the farthest ends of the stars.


Junial, Junial. I cannot lay my lips on you. For I have forsaken you.


Sandio, no! No! This cannot be true.


Alas, me amora. Tis true. I beg for your -


IT WAS THE LAUNDRY WOMAN, WASN'T IT?


What? No, Junial, I -


OH HELL NO. I KNOW IT WAS THAT SKA`NK. Don't think I don't see you EYE BALLIN' her with those beady little marbles. I know what goes in yo' mind. Think I don't know?


Junial please, listen -


EVERYDAY I COME HOME AND I FIND YOU UP IN YO' ROOM TOUCHIN' YO' PANTS AND RUBBIN' YO' KNEES. THINK I DON'T KNOW, FOOL? I KNOW you dream of her doin' YOU and yo' laundry.


NO! Its not like-


And then now, you have to ruin our love, MY FA-YOO-CHURE, all because yo' little Mr. Weenie got stale and told you to go take that dirty bag-lady from behind.


I -


Well, I hope YOU and HER live HAPPILY EVER --


IT WAS THE DOG!!


..What?
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RE: CHRIS/AZAYLES SAYS . . .
Jul 4, 2008 (2:34 PM)
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Sandio, Sandio, darling. Kiss me. Kiss me and let our fathers know of our love. Kiss me and let the Church bells ring. Kiss me and let us travel the farthest ends of the stars.


Junial, Junial. I cannot lay my lips on you. For I have forsaken you.


Sandio, no! No! This cannot be true.


Alas, me amora. Tis true. I beg for your -


IT WAS THE LAUNDRY WOMAN, WASN'T IT?


What? No, Junial, I -


OH HELL NO. I KNOW IT WAS THAT SKA`NK. Don't think I don't see you EYE BALLIN' her with those beady little marbles. I know what goes in yo' mind. Think I don't know?


Junial please, listen -


EVERYDAY I COME HOME AND I FIND YOU UP IN YO' ROOM TOUCHIN' YO' PANTS AND RUBBIN' YO' KNEES. THINK I DON'T KNOW, FOOL? I KNOW you dream of her doin' YOU and yo' laundry.


NO! Its not like-


And then now, you have to ruin our love, MY FA-YOO-CHURE, all because yo' little Mr. Weenie got stale and told you to go take that dirty bag-lady from behind.


I -


Well, I hope YOU and HER live HAPPILY EVER --


IT WAS THE DOG!!


..What?


The dog. I had an affair with the dog.
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RE: CHRIS/AZAYLES SAYS . . .
Jul 4, 2008 (2:34 PM)
Sandio, Sandio, darling. Kiss me. Kiss me and let our fathers know of our love. Kiss me and let the Church bells ring. Kiss me and let us travel the farthest ends of the stars.


Junial, Junial. I cannot lay my lips on you. For I have forsaken you.


Sandio, no! No! This cannot be true.


Alas, me amora. Tis true. I beg for your -


IT WAS THE LAUNDRY WOMAN, WASN'T IT?


What? No, Junial, I -


OH HELL NO. I KNOW IT WAS THAT SKA`NK. Don't think I don't see you EYE BALLIN' her with those beady little marbles. I know what goes in yo' mind. Think I don't know?


Junial please, listen -


EVERYDAY I COME HOME AND I FIND YOU UP IN YO' ROOM TOUCHIN' YO' PANTS AND RUBBIN' YO' KNEES. THINK I DON'T KNOW, FOOL? I KNOW you dream of her doin' YOU and yo' laundry.


NO! Its not like-


And then now, you have to ruin our love, MY FA-YOO-CHURE, all because yo' little Mr. Weenie got stale and told you to go take that dirty bag-lady from behind.


I -


Well, I hope YOU and HER live HAPPILY EVER --


IT WAS THE DOG!!


..What?


The dog. I had an affair with the dog.


...
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RE: CHRIS/AZAYLES SAYS . . .
Jul 4, 2008 (2:35 PM)
Junial needs to go back to the kitchen asap.


KK.
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RE: CHRIS/AZAYLES SAYS . . .
Jul 4, 2008 (2:36 PM)
BBQ


YUMYUM
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RE: CHRIS/AZAYLES SAYS . . .
Jul 4, 2008 (2:37 PM)
ithinkicanithinkicanithinkican!
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RE: CHRIS/AZAYLES SAYS . . .
Jul 4, 2008 (2:39 PM)
Argh.
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RE: CHRIS/AZAYLES SAYS . . .
Jul 4, 2008 (2:40 PM)
You have the right to remain silent.
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RE: CHRIS/AZAYLES SAYS . . .
Jul 4, 2008 (2:40 PM)
Anything you say can and will be used against you in court.
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RE: CHRIS/AZAYLES SAYS . . .
Jul 4, 2008 (2:40 PM)
I have boobs.